Allison quickly gathered up her trophy turd and then noticed an older man had stopped outside her car and was looking at her. Allison tried to lock her door, but it was too late as the man pulled her car door open releasing the distinctive shit aroma. "Young lady, do you need some help?" He said, then seeing the large turd in Allison's hand added with a sly grin, "Uh, you shit yourself?" Allison was too shocked to answer. The man turned to his group and called out, "you folks just go ahead...I'm gonna help this young lady clean up something in her car." He turned back to Allison and said, "my name's James, what's your."...